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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



chim chim cha boo 11:13 Fri Jul 16
God damn it, I've got covid.
I'm in the shielding group and had my vaccine months ago because I have to inject a bio-drug for my arthritis.

I have been SO fucking careful and fastidious to the point where my brother (in my bubble) thinks I'm OCD. As I explained to him, it's because I kind of enjoy living.

This week I've been out 4 times. Once to Highgate cemetery (maybe I should have stayed there?) to take some pictures, twice to the gym (where I very carefully wash the machines down before and after using them) and once for a walk to the West End via Regent's Park.

On the way home from the walk TWO dirty cunts more or less coughed in my face which prompted me to say 'oi you dirty cunt, what are you fucking doing'?

They scurried away without saying anything and my missus hates me causing a scene so I left it at that.

For the last couple of days I've a (bit of a) chesty cough and vomited a couple of times. I've had the sweats too and felt like I didn't have much energy.

It hasn't even been THAT bad because I was contemplating going to the gym tonight to try and sweat it out.

Anyway, missus said I ought to do a covid test as I've got loads from the chemist who virtually throws them at me and it came up positive within 30 seconds. I waited an hour, did another one and the same thing happened.

Mrs Chim did one and it's negative but she's as fit as fuck and eight years younger than me so I sent her out to Morrisons before it all comes on top.

So, 55 years old, compromised immune system arthritis and portal hypertension but still takes a load of opioid medicine and puts a shift in at the gym Vs the delta variant. I'm expecting a WHO sweepstake.

Put me down for next Tuesday at about 4PM. If I win I want a nice wreath in claret and blue.

I'll keep you posted.

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Hammer and Pickle 11:16 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
Stay well mate - talk direct anytime you like.

Fifth Column 11:18 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
I've got 22nd July at 11am in the sweepstake.

But it's OK because it's 22nd July 2066

El Scorchio 11:18 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
Shit. I hope you’re ok Chim, and you fight it off with aplomb. I think sadly a lot of other people also shielding are going to find themselves in this situation in the coming weeks and months.

Cunt of a virus.

zebthecat 11:18 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
That's utter crap news.
Hope that you get over it soon.

zico 11:20 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
All the best Chim, hope you kick the thing soon.

Jasnik 11:21 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
opioid medicine - how much

zebthecat 11:21 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
I worry for my Dad.
He is undergoing chemo at the moment and has to take take public transport to get to St Thomas's for the sessions. Even for last week's one he noticed that the majority on his bus weren't wearing masks.
Freedom day is precisely the opposite for anyone shielding/immuno compromised.

chim chim cha boo 11:24 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
Cheers chaps. It honestly doesn't feel that bad though particularly after a blood clot in the bowel, breaking my tibia and fibula, catching a tropical flesh-eating disease, being baseball-batted round the head, attacked with a hammer and stabbed twice!

Pretty sure I'm going to be alright. Sitting here fairly placidly with 20mgs of Oxycodone and a vodka and lemonade.

Just another stupid episode in a fairly stupid life x

ray winstone 11:24 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
Mrs Chim, link?

zebthecat 11:25 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
chim chim cha boo 11:24 Fri Jul 16

Bloody hell that is some catalogue of misfortune.
Best of luck chim.

chim chim cha boo 11:26 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
zebthecat 11:21 Fri Jul 16

I totally get where you're coming from. The vulnerable are getting chucked under the bus.

Hope your dad is okay mate.

chim chim cha boo 11:28 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
ray winstone 11:24 Fri Jul 16

Don't worry mate, stay tuned and she might be on Tinder about next Thursday!

Westham67 11:31 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
All the best Chim mate .

Eerie Descent 11:31 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
Hammer and Pickle 11:16 Fri Jul 16

You've mistaken this for your GRINDR account, Fritzl.

Darlo Debs 11:31 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
Blimey Chim....hope you'll be OK.

Bits crossed for you..

Dicko75 11:33 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
Chim, I’m complete opposite of you. Never given a fuck, never taken any precautions. Similar age although not any other high risk factors. Caught it last Sunday at euro final...feel over it now apart from slight headache and cough and sure you will be fine in a couple of days if you’re vaccined. I live in jersey and literally everyone has it here now although hardly any seriously ill. Good luck fella.

Darlo Debs 11:33 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
Oh and I'm.sure she'll at least wait till the weekend.😉

wd40 11:36 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
Take it easy mate.
Give it time.

Plus good to hear your fit wife is well.

Jasnik 11:43 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
being baseball-batted round the head, attacked with a hammer and stabbed twice!


some wives eh .. can't live without them

Iron Duke 11:47 Fri Jul 16
Re: God damn it, I've got covid.
Take some paracetamol and a berrocca and you’ll be fine

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